Musings

Short Musings:

• Dwelling with Danger's Daughter
• Phil Hine and William James: Illumination and Mysticism
• To Hd and Be Held: thinking about res.
• Three-Legged Dogs
• The House of the Gods, a short myth
• Nature and the City: Thinking about the two places.
• De Natruae Sandwichii, on the nature of sandwiches.
• Speedy, my pet turtle.
• The Ninja Cometh, a fun story
• I want to be a Ninja
• On semi-true stories
• Festival Buttons, things to take to festivals
• Fedora Eulogy, An ode to my d hat
• Haircut musings
• Sailing, an adventure on the winds and the lake
• Situational behavior
• Joking about Christianity, and why I try to avoid it.
• Druidic Terrorism: or, what happens when I get bored
• Nice Tits: a short story done on request
• A Formal Complaint against Formal Complaints
• Again, a short about places.
• Love: can't give it away!
• A bad morning
• Frustration 1.
• How I want to go: a bit about my funeral.
• Misogyny, a short rant about the word "misogyny"
• A visit from John.
• Flowers: an amusing bit on ordering orchids online
• Slightly numeric poetry. Guess.
• Stream of Consciousness 1
• Stream of Consciousness 3
• E Flat.
• That d Black Magic.
• 50 Nifty Things about me.
• The Businessman, a bit about child labour.
• A scary essay, for me at least.
• Why I don't use lotion. Ever.
• 26 of my Favourite Things, an impromptu list.
• The Fire Alarm, a short missive on life.
• The Fire Extinguisher Chic, and my thoughts.
• Two Wiccans and a Discordian: Classic joke.
• Ghosts I don't believe in.
• When I feel like a Schmuck. . .
• Why Not Cathicism?
• Beggars' Night: a bit about distributing candy.
• The Monkey in the Window.

Self:

• I want to be Norman Paperman.

Beauty:

• The ways I talk about women, a general theory.
• What I find beautiful. An exploratory essay.
• Green Pants: just something odd about me.
• Hottie Names: names I find attractive
• And a rose for a lovely girl: A story of a late night encounter
• I know this beautiful woman. . .
• All the women I've kissed. Are you there?
• The Gazelle, from the Song of Songs

Piety/Ritual/Magic/Paganism:

• *ghosti-, the root of both "guest" and "host"
• A chart of IE function associations
• A. O. Spare: Quotes and other items
• An Old TOPY Proverb: Meditations.
• Before The Altar, 10/09/05
• Etruscan stag relief.
• Pizza, Night, and a Wink.
• Pink Gorillas energy working
• Q and A - 01.
• A Prayer for the Lapsed.
• Over-The-Top Piety
• An Amulet against Snakes (early Christian text)
• Gaulish Deities: workshop notes that really need formatting.
• Gods and Humour?
• Magic Happens, though I might be the only person who thinks it is Magic.
• What the Hel are we doing?
• Here Are The Secrets, a bit I wrote one night, late. Meanings are disputed.
• ABRACADABRA: variations on a theme.
• Why I exercise during my personal rituals (or, why I look so damn sexy)
• Blood in Ritual and why you should be careful.
• Fly Divination, a new form of interpreting the messages of the cosmos.

Discordianism/Eris:

• The Discordian Quotient.
• Who is Eris? A descriptive discussion.
• Eris is a Fine Shoe Polish.

Dreams:

• I know Kung Fu.
• A Hocaust Nightmare
• Nipple Dream (not mine, I swear!)