One thing that has bothered me a bit over the past week:

Yes, I know I have gotten a haircut. There is no reason to tell me this.

The following reactions to my current haircut are acceptable:

"Wow! Your hair looks great!"

"Dude, you need a better barber!"

"Did you get a haircut?"

"Did you ask your doctor about viagra?"

"You got a haircut." (Spoken as a statement, as if I didn't already know this.)

"Aww, I liked your hair the other way!" (Spoken as if my opinion isn't important in this.)

Thank you, that is all.

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