Discordian Meal blessing:

Eris Good and Strong and Bright,
Make this food safe tonight.
Anthrax, chicken pox and hugs,
Please keep at bay such thugs.

Kitty claws and dragon teeth
Do not contaminate my beef.*
My veggies and salads green
Are not replaced with dolphin spleen.

Eris, O Mother Discordia and Poof
Take this as prayer, not spoof.
Through your guidance and strife
May we see our lessons in life!


*Vegetarians may change this to:
        Kitty claws and dragon sneeze
        Do not contaminate my cheese.

Content © 2003, Michael J Dangler
Updated on 02/18/2003. Site Credits / Email Me!
Basic site design from ADF.org
(Yes, I stole it!)